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Favorite GS Elevator Tweets

GS Elevator is a provoking and funny Twitter account that I subscribe to. It is described as "Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators do not stay in the Goldman Sachs elevators."

  • It's ok to be the lion. And it's ok to be the gazelle. Either way, you just have to be faster than the slowest gazelle.
  • Some people assume I am quiet, boring, or shy, without ever realizing that I just don't like them.
  • Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.
  • Relationships are like a seesaw. If one of you gets too bored or too fat, the fun is over.
  • I'm not debating the issue. I'm just trying to explain why I am right.
  • Hot girls will never know if they are actually interesting or not.
  • "Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a target no one else can see.” - A.S.
  • It's hard not to judge someone when their favorite movie sucks.
  • Most people think freedom means getting a bigger cut of somebody else's money.
  • I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
  • The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people.
  • The fact that there are ugly hookers tells you all you need to know about free markets... and men.
  • Happy Chinese New Year, or as we will all be saying in 20 years... Happy New Year.
  • Most celebrities barely have high school diplomas so who gives a shit what they think on substantive issues.
  • Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
  • The grass is greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit.
  • I wish I loved anything as much as I hate almost everything.
  • It's hard to believe the Italians used to be the Romans.
  • Most girls cannot pull off their attitude. They need to either get hotter, or be nicer.
  • I doubt alcohol kills more people than it creates.
  • 'Just be yourself' is good advice to probably 5% of people.
  • Tattoos aren't my thing. That'd be like putting a bumper sticker on a Lamborghini.
  • What's more offensive, the name 'Redskins', or a sport where a few rich white landowners have a draft to buy players to work the field?
  • It's not the lie that bothers me. It's the insult to my intelligence that I find offensive.
  • In life, as in sports, the boos always come from the cheap seats.
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